May 2011
6 posts
1 tag
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.”
– Mitch Hedberg
3 tags
“Well, uh, she started to hyperventilate, and then she reached for a hit of what...”
– J.D (scrubs)
3 tags
“i’ve lost my sense - i’ve lost control - i’ve lost my mind”
– Bloodstains - Agent Orange
3 tags
April 2011
3 posts
“Hey TiVo users, watch for a hidden message during commercials when you watch...”
– Stephen Colbert
3 tags
“If you drank the 99-cent bottle (USD ,500mls water) today, then took the bottle...”
– Charles Fishman
March 2011
7 posts
3 tags
“It was then that I got up to leave
But she said,
“Don’t forget,...”
– Bob Dylan (4th time around)
3 tags
“Well, they expect a certain amount of theft, Michael. It’s built into the...”
– Lindsay - Arrested development
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“Pardon me if I don’t burst into tears, Michael. At least he promised to...”
– G.O.B (Arrested development)
3 tags
February 2011
1 post
“Chandler, what is wrong with your face? This picture is supposed to say...”
– Monica Geller
January 2011
20 posts
3 tags
“Well, let’s see, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed.”
– Chandler (friends)
3 tags
“I’ll take the bottom bunk because I’m the oldest and my...”
– Francis
3 tags
“I’m doing a coffee-table book on coffee tables.”
– Kramer
3 tags
“Oh god this could be a disaster. I want a night of edgy banter and tipsy...”
– Mark Corrigan
3 tags
“Listen, if you’re having trouble finding a vein for an IV, please...”
– J.D
3 tags
“Dear God, I’ve got Jeremy Clarkson’s wardrobe!”
– Andy Millman (Extras)
3 tags
“What matters most is how well you walk through the fire.”
– Charles Bukowski
3 tags
“(You’re not going to out-hippie me you fucking hippie.)”
– Jez (Peep Show)
3 tags
“Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging...”
– Jeremy Clarkson
3 tags
“This country works Alan. You Democrats don’t want to admit it. Oh,...”
– Denny Crane
December 2010
18 posts
3 tags
“[talking to his football team] Good practice team. Ok, its time for the easiest...”
– Homer Simpson
3 tags
“And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the...”
– George W. Bush
3 tags
“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say… sort of. It’s...”
– Demetri Martin
3 tags
“Thank you, Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most — the gift...”
– Elvis Costello
3 tags
“Do you even understand what is going on here or is the whole world just colours...”
– Patrick (Dead Set)
3 tags
“Glue is for huffing, dude!”
– Charlie (It’s always sunny in Philadelphia)
3 tags
