December 2010
18 posts
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[talking to his football team] Good practice team. Ok, its time for the easiest...
– Homer Simpson
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And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the...
– George W. Bush
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‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say… sort of. It’s...
– Demetri Martin
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Thank you, Father Christmas. You got me just what I wanted most — the gift...
– Elvis Costello
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Do you even understand what is going on here or is the whole world just colours...
– Patrick (Dead Set)
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Glue is for huffing, dude!
– Charlie (It’s always sunny in Philadelphia)
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I’ll sleep when i’m dead.
– Warren Zevon
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Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy....
– Dick Steele (Spy Hard)
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Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson…sexual...
– Mayor Barkley (The Naked Gun)